Profile: BreakUpEmail

BreakUpEmail: the fresh new startup helping you dump your tired old partner

breakupemail.jpgBreaking up via email is, frankly, a bit old-fashioned. A few years ago you might’ve seemed like a complete bastard
modernist for doing it, but email’s time as the tech-head’s dumping
mechanism of choice is gone. It’s all about delivering the news via a
Facebook status update nowadays, daddio.

However, for those of you still wedded to email split-ups,
BreakUpEmail will appeal. It promises to save time by helping you
construct your so-long-sucker missive by simply ticking boxes. Options
include ‘he/she has body odour issues’, ‘he/she is too clingy’, and the
pithy ‘he/she is an asshole’ among many more.

It even has options to say if you want to stay friends, ….

and some
handy lines to include (including the old favourite, "It’s not you,
it’s me"). At the end, you get some text to paste into an email, and
job done. Now. if they could only make a version to generate text
messages…

BreakUpEmail website

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